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You know how cats strut
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Here's some potential for seeing some gore
Friday, 3 April 2009
As if the weight of the world were not enough
Thursday, 2 April 2009
This aggressive worm beast is no fun
You know how vulnerable to parasites our beloved pets can be
Picking up awful infestations such as a worm, a mite or a flea
These irritating invertebrate invaders that call Tiddles home sweet home
Can be murder to get rid of causing their owners to moan,
"We've tried different kinds of remedies such as collars, pills and a spray,
There's got to be something available that keeps these blood suckers away!"
Please indulge me, dear reader and allow me to broaden this topic
Look at the mayhem my beasts can create and they're massive, not one's microscopic
Now I'm not a vet or a scientist but I've got forty odd strange ideas
And I've put them all down in this blog on the screen from my musings mused over the years
So sit back, settle down, grab an artery or a cuppa if that sates your appetite
Strong and sweet like they give to shock victims and suffers of kitten parasites.
This is me at the Meguro Parasitological Museum in Tokyo. It's a great day out. They have an extensive library of all things parasite - Including Kitten Parasites.
I like to imagine that hey use it on an almost daily basis.
Greetings Parasite Lovers.
A couple of years ago I published, with Bill Griffin's micro publishing house a collection of my poems and illustrations based around the parasites that could attack kittens. We put out a 1000 and they shifted pretty quickly thanks to comic shops up and down the country.
I'm very fond of them kitties and seeing as some horrible squatters are wanting $2000 to give me back my old site I'm going to drip the cats out day by day on here. My ideal dream is that some big shot publishing house will see this and offer to publish and distribute the book properly. I tell you publishers, this is a license to print money.
So sit back and enjoy.