Sunday, 14 November 2010
Seeing as everyone is doing their take on Hello Kitty for Sanrio's 50th anniversary I thought I'd have a go. I haven't done a kitten parasite for a while and they're always a treat to draw so I've seized the chance. Adorable.
Thursday, 7 October 2010
Monday, 30 August 2010
There are different kinds of diets
Just meat or only fruit juices
But the food regime this kitten is on
Is to eat what the parasite chooses
Sucked from kitty to parasite
What the cat eats is mixed up with bile
Sloshed around in organic chambers
And left to ferment for a while
It's a labour intensive procedure
On the parasite's brow seat beads glisten
It'll get its reward in the morning
When the concoction's pumped back in the kitten.
Wednesday, 10 February 2010
It's good you're still reading this stupid blog
You've seen many bizarre things
And still they keep on coming
Look, a kitten with insect wings.
The wings of course are a parasite's
Who takes the kitten for a spin
But the poor thing travels backwards
Only seeing where it has been.
The parasite won't notice
It's focused on its mission
Concerned imaginary trays on landing time
Will be in the upright position.
Friday, 8 January 2010
Like a motorbike helmet
With an eye for a visor
This parasite holds tight
With a powerful incisor.
The kitten mews loudly
But on the outside there's silence
Hides the internal violence.
Inside this cocoon
Is a horrible place
As a million small pincers
Torment the cats face.