Saturday, 1 November 2014

Monday, 22 September 2014

Kitten Parasites on Amazon

Crikey - it's been almost 2 years since I updated this blog. But don't worry, your days of hanging on and waiting to read the next Kitten Parasite poem are over. I've collected all the verses into an e-book which is available on Amazon. It would be great if you could buy it, it's only a pound or so and rate it justly: 5 stars minimum thank you.
Thanks for all your support over the years and if you've liked the Kitten Parasites then please tell your friends.

Thursday, 13 December 2012

Happy Kitmas 2012

There are but 28 copies of the Kitten Parasite book left - they'd be perfect for the cat/parasite lover in your life for Christmas.

How does a tenner sound, including postage - £15 if you're outside the UK.

Sunday, 14 November 2010

Hello Kitty

Seeing as everyone is doing their take on Hello Kitty for Sanrio's 50th anniversary I thought I'd have a go. I haven't done a kitten parasite for a while and they're always a treat to draw so I've seized the chance. Adorable.

Thursday, 7 October 2010

National Poetry Day 2010

Today is National Poetry Day. So why don't you sit down and write a poem. It's easier than you think.... Especially if you're writing about parasites. Kittens work too.

Monday, 30 August 2010

Reesyculd liftoafers

There are different kinds of diets
Just meat or only fruit juices
But the food regime this kitten is on
Is to eat what the parasite chooses
Sucked from kitty to parasite
What the cat eats is mixed up with bile
Sloshed around in organic chambers
And left to ferment for a while
It's a labour intensive procedure
On the parasite's brow seat beads glisten
It'll get its reward in the morning
When the concoction's pumped back in the kitten.

Wednesday, 10 February 2010

Sefenfreesef enerbus

It's good you're still reading this stupid blog
You've seen many bizarre things
And still they keep on coming
Look, a kitten with insect wings.
The wings of course are a parasite's
Who takes the kitten for a spin
But the poor thing travels backwards
Only seeing where it has been.
The parasite won't notice
It's focused on its mission
Concerned imaginary trays on landing time
Will be in the upright position.