Hello Kitty

Seeing as everyone is doing their take on Hello Kitty for Sanrio's 50th anniversary I thought I'd have a go. I haven't done a kitten parasite for a while and they're always a treat to draw so I've seized the chance. Adorable.

National Poetry Day 2010

Today is National Poetry Day. So why don't you sit down and write a poem. It's easier than you think.... Especially if you're writing about parasites. Kittens work too.

Reesyculd liftoafers

There are different kinds of diets

Just meat or only fruit juices

But the food regime this kitten is on

Is to eat what the parasite chooses

Sucked from kitty to parasite

What the cat eats is mixed up with bile

Sloshed around in organic chambers

And left to ferment for a while

It's a labour intensive procedure

On the parasite's brow seat beads glisten

It'll get its reward in the morning

When the concoction's pumped back in the kitten.

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It's good you're still reading this stupid blog

You've seen many bizarre things

And still they keep on coming

Look, a kitten with insect wings.

The wings of course are a parasite's

Who takes the kitten for a spin

But the poor thing travels backwards

Only seeing where it has been.

The parasite won't notice

It's focused on its mission

Concerned imaginary trays on landing time

Will be in the upright position.

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Like a motorbike helmet

With an eye for a visor

This parasite holds tight

With a powerful incisor.

The kitten mews loudly

But on the outside there's silence

Perfect soundproofing

Hides the internal violence.

Inside this cocoon

Is a horrible place

As a million small pincers

Torment the cats face.