Saturday, 6 June 2009

Sekreeshus delishus

Held aloft in a spotty papoose
This kitten is farmed for its delicious juice
Harvested cat nectar is pumped down a pipe
While the parasite's waiting, ready to swipe
Droplets divine of pure cat filtered goodness
Efficiently slurped up without any mess
The luscious lipped slug beast exclusively eats
The ambrosial juices the kitten secretes
Although so delectable you couldn't endorse
The cruel way of obtaining this fine feline sauce
But nevertheless in shops round the country
You can easily buy jars of this rich kitten bounty.