Sekreeshus delishus

Held aloft in a spotty papoose

This kitten is farmed for its delicious juice

Harvested cat nectar is pumped down a pipe

While the parasite's waiting, ready to swipe

Droplets divine of pure cat filtered goodness

Efficiently slurped up without any mess

The luscious lipped slug beast exclusively eats

The ambrosial juices the kitten secretes

Although so delectable you couldn't endorse

The cruel way of obtaining this fine feline sauce

But nevertheless in shops round the country

You can easily buy jars of this rich kitten bounty.