Tuesday, 19 May 2009

Spydureesyde bords

On stilted legs this parasite strides
Taking its kitten host far and wide
The gait the kitten can't ignore
Its poor dragged body is red and raw
Pulled over gravel and spiky stones
This poor girl nurses broken bones
But there's no respite as the cat is led
By the spidery legs coming out of her head
And as she goes by there's no way you'll miss her
As there's hideous legs where there should be whisker.

Saturday, 16 May 2009

Ekcessba gaigus

Poor pussy's eyes stare hopelessly wide
Her skin all wrinkled from the juices inside
This creature's ambiotic pouch
Curled in an uncomfortable crouch
This cat has had more than it can stand
On the parasite's travels across the land
For ages she's been in this liquid sac
An unwilling tourist on an endless track
In seeing the world she hasn't been lacking
But this gives new meaning to the term back packing.

Friday, 15 May 2009

Ooptuesnec enet

Look at this picture
You may think what on Heck
Has buried this kitten
Right up to his neck
A shore dwelling scuttle freak
Has taken up room
In the mouth of this kitten
In its bleak, sandy tomb
As the parasite scavenges
For scraps in its reach
Kitty thinks to himself
Life isn't a beach.

Wednesday, 13 May 2009

Duyuwanfri swivdat

Are you a big food fan who's dead keen on snacking?
That was this kitty's lifestyle, an idea she's back tracking
Her mouth stretched wide open, no reason to smile
As tentacles force in sausage, cake, chops, Emmental
Apples and bananas, wide eyes stare in dread
Course after course this kitten is force fed.
We're not really sure what the parasite's rouse is
But we believe it survives on digestives juices
By making the cat eat, this bile is created
Then this gourmet beast rests when it's appetites sated.

Thursday, 7 May 2009

Noffinsgonnabrek amastryde

From far flung lands this kitten comes
Great distances he's sped
With his leggy, cycloptic parasite
They're a speedy hexaped.
I'll only raise a small point
But one that is quite sound
The parasite does the walking
The cat can't touch the ground.
For their next destination
This kitten would like to decide
But has no choice in the matter
These legs won't breat their stride.

Monday, 4 May 2009

Juskarlren Tagoast

Kittens are cute objects of adoration
With multiple lives, nine reincarnations
But the parasite clamped on this kitty's head
Has taken eight lives (one more and it's dead)
Around in their prisons each spirit life whirls
Trailing behind like a string of ghost pearls
Shanghaiing these souls was a clever endeavor
With more incarnations it could live forever
The parasite thief has its host cat to thank
As now it's immortal with all these lives in the bank.

Saturday, 2 May 2009

Jusdatu ovus

Siamese cat twins
Now don't get confused
They weren't born that way
These brothers were fused
Two fronts, no hind quarters
In the middle they share
The conjoining beast master
Their living nightmare
That controls these poor kittens
Makes sure each one behaves
Pumping into their cat minds
Suggestive brain waves.

Friday, 1 May 2009

Skuledug gerie

There's something this kitten
Would like to be rid
Inside of her head
Lives a parasite squid
The squid is a bad one
A total disgrace
It's pulled all the skin back
Right off Kitty's face
It wasn't a tough job
Just a tug and a pull
And now the world's watching
This cat's exposed skull.