Spydureesyde bords

On stilted legs this parasite strides

Taking its kitten host far and wide

The gait the kitten can't ignore

Its poor dragged body is red and raw

Pulled over gravel and spiky stones

This poor girl nurses broken bones

But there's no respite as the cat is led

By the spidery legs coming out of her head

And as she goes by there's no way you'll miss her

As there's hideous legs where there should be whisker.

Ekcessba gaigus

Poor pussy's eyes stare hopelessly wide

Her skin all wrinkled from the juices inside

This creature's ambiotic pouch

Curled in an uncomfortable crouch

This cat has had more than it can stand

On the parasite's travels across the land

For ages she's been in this liquid sac

An unwilling tourist on an endless track

In seeing the world she hasn't been lacking

But this gives new meaning to the term back packing.

Ooptuesnec enet

Look at this picture

You may think what on Heck

Has buried this kitten

Right up to his neck

A shore dwelling scuttle freak

Has taken up room

In the mouth of this kitten

In its bleak, sandy tomb

As the parasite scavenges

For scraps in its reach

Kitty thinks to himself

Life isn't a beach.

Duyuwanfri swivdat

Are you a big food fan who's dead keen on snacking?

That was this kitty's lifestyle, an idea she's back tracking

Her mouth stretched wide open, no reason to smile

As tentacles force in sausage, cake, chops, Emmental

Apples and bananas, wide eyes stare in dread

Course after course this kitten is force fed.

We're not really sure what the parasite's rouse is

But we believe it survives on digestives juices

By making the cat eat, this bile is created

Then this gourmet beast rests when it's appetites sated.

Noffinsgonnabrek amastryde

From far flung lands this kitten comes

Great distances he's sped

With his leggy, cycloptic parasite

They're a speedy hexaped.

I'll only raise a small point

But one that is quite sound

The parasite does the walking

The cat can't touch the ground.

For their next destination

This kitten would like to decide

But has no choice in the matter

These legs won't breat their stride.

Juskarlren Tagoast

Kittens are cute objects of adoration

With multiple lives, nine reincarnations

But the parasite clamped on this kitty's head

Has taken eight lives (one more and it's dead)

Around in their prisons each spirit life whirls

Trailing behind like a string of ghost pearls

Shanghaiing these souls was a clever endeavor

With more incarnations it could live forever

The parasite thief has its host cat to thank

As now it's immortal with all these lives in the bank.

Jusdatu ovus

Siamese cat twins

Now don't get confused

They weren't born that way

These brothers were fused

Two fronts, no hind quarters

In the middle they share

The conjoining beast master

Their living nightmare

That controls these poor kittens

Makes sure each one behaves

Pumping into their cat minds

Suggestive brain waves.

Skuledug gerie

There's something this kitten

Would like to be rid

Inside of her head

Lives a parasite squid

The squid is a bad one

A total disgrace

It's pulled all the skin back

Right off Kitty's face

It wasn't a tough job

Just a tug and a pull

And now the world's watching

This cat's exposed skull.