Kitten Parasites is FREE this weekend

Kitten Parasites is free on the Amazon Store all weekend.

Get downloading if for nothing at all!

Kitten Parasites on Amazon

Crikey - it's been almost 2 years since I updated this blog. But don't worry, your days of hanging on and waiting to read the next Kitten Parasite poem are over. I've collected all the verses into an e-book which is available on Amazon. It would be great if you could buy it, it's only a pound or so and rate it justly: 5 stars minimum thank you.

Thanks for all your support over the years and if you've liked the Kitten Parasites then please tell your friends.

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Happy Kitmas 2012

There are but 28 copies of the Kitten Parasite book left - they'd be perfect for the cat/parasite lover in your life for Christmas.

How does a tenner sound, including postage - £15 if you're outside the UK.

Click here and get in touch if you want one.

Hello Kitty

Seeing as everyone is doing their take on Hello Kitty for Sanrio's 50th anniversary I thought I'd have a go. I haven't done a kitten parasite for a while and they're always a treat to draw so I've seized the chance. Adorable.

National Poetry Day 2010

Today is National Poetry Day. So why don't you sit down and write a poem. It's easier than you think.... Especially if you're writing about parasites. Kittens work too.

Reesyculd liftoafers

There are different kinds of diets

Just meat or only fruit juices

But the food regime this kitten is on

Is to eat what the parasite chooses

Sucked from kitty to parasite

What the cat eats is mixed up with bile

Sloshed around in organic chambers

And left to ferment for a while

It's a labour intensive procedure

On the parasite's brow seat beads glisten

It'll get its reward in the morning

When the concoction's pumped back in the kitten.

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It's good you're still reading this stupid blog

You've seen many bizarre things

And still they keep on coming

Look, a kitten with insect wings.

The wings of course are a parasite's

Who takes the kitten for a spin

But the poor thing travels backwards

Only seeing where it has been.

The parasite won't notice

It's focused on its mission

Concerned imaginary trays on landing time

Will be in the upright position.